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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:29

Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Can AI replace a product manager?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Roundup: All The Xbox Reveals From Summer Game Fest 2025 - Pure Xbox
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Thunder -750 favorites in NBA Finals over Pacers - ESPN
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Qualcomm to acquire semiconductor firm Alphawave Semi for $2.4B - TechCrunch
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
401(k) Stats Suggest Americans Still Confident - Newser
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Here’s a Tip to Companies: Beware of Promoting AI in Products - WSJ
No way
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Still no good.
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Not into AI? This Windows 11 update improves gaming performance. - Windows Central
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Apple Planning to Launch Low-Cost MacBook Powered By iPhone Chip - MacRumors
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.