What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can AI replace a product manager?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Roundup: All The Xbox Reveals From Summer Game Fest 2025 - Pure Xbox

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Thunder -750 favorites in NBA Finals over Pacers - ESPN

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Qualcomm to acquire semiconductor firm Alphawave Semi for $2.4B - TechCrunch

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

401(k) Stats Suggest Americans Still Confident - Newser

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Here’s a Tip to Companies: Beware of Promoting AI in Products - WSJ

No way

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do you think that drug addiction is a symptom of larger societal ills? What is it about our culture that leaves so many feeling like they're inadequate, trying any ill to find a cure?

No go.

Still no good.

Not into AI? This Windows 11 update improves gaming performance. - Windows Central

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

What are the reasons for your political affiliation with the Democratic party? What are some aspects of the party that you support and some that you do not?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Apple Planning to Launch Low-Cost MacBook Powered By iPhone Chip - MacRumors

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.